lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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