dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Farmville is her only friend.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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