There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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