I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize