Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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