Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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