According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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