yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
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