Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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