glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
It's just like the Real World with babies
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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