Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
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