i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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