I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
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