Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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