if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I'm just crazy horny about you
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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