He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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