I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
where are you?
Hypothermia
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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