Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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