I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
it was like eating out sand paper
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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