You work out of a Hotel?
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
That reminds me...we need to get swords
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
