He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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