They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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