Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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