Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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