nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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