I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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