She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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