I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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