Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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