is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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