i permit you to call me
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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