yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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