I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
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