it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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