No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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