somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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