i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
And then my night got REAL pukey
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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