Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
BRING THE BAGELS
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Randomize
