I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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