I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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