i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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