u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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