He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I need to align my fucking chakras
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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