doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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