Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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