is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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