So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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