just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize