I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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