i think my tv is drunk
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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