Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
More tranny stories later!
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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