My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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