whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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