I only kidnapped one of them. chill
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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